drarna:

side effects of heelys may include: too many bitches, an overdose of swag, blow jobs in ur free time, and in some cases.. death (by handjob)

(via ramennooodles)

vincereauimori:

mrsmelchiorgabor:

the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.

some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that

(via vanessa-hatesyou)

musermatt:

musermatt:

Where do text posts go when they die

(via buttssss)

meladoodle:

*brings get well soon balloons to funeral*

(via peoplemagazine)

elux:

I’ve played entire games of Mario Kart watching the wrong screen.

(Source: dukesilvertrio, via stairwaytokittens)

didiex:

worrying constantly that youre a disappointment to everyone you care about  (ʘ‿ʘ  )

(via adaeterno)

kendallguesswhat:

The notes!! :)

(Source: aimee-likes-cats, via musicalrusher)